In an attempt to get away with not eating a severely undercooked steak during dinner with his wife’s boss, this guy fails miserably. The resulting situation is far more embarrassing than he expected.
His Wife’s Company Dinner Party
The Original Poster’s (OP) wife received an invitation to dinner at her boss’s house.
During the drive to her boss’s house, the man’s wife reminded him several times about the importance of making a good impression.
Making a Good Impression
OP arrogantly dismissed his wife’s advice and assured her that he always makes a good impression. Nothing prepared him for what the night had in store.
Everything Was Going According to Plan
Upon arrival, the three of them had drinks and salad, and OP’s jokes seemed well-received. He was relaxed without a care in the world.
What’s That on the Menu?
But when his wife’s boss brought out the main course, a steak for each person, OP discovered his steak was severely undercooked.
The Steak Fiasco
OP preferred medium-cooked steak. He could handle it a little on the rare side, but this was a bad piece of meat that he couldn’t bring himself to eat.
The man said it was so rare that he “could’ve resuscitated the cow if he tried.”
Devising a Plan
He had to think of a way to get rid of the steak without eating it. The man noticed an open window and had an idea.
Putting the Plan Into Action
He grabbed his steak and threw it out the window, hoping it would fly out of the window without a trace.
This Was Going to Be Hard to Explain
He made the toss when no one was looking, but found out the hard way that the window was in fact closed.
Cleanup on Isle Four
The steak hit the closed window with a loud “thud”, leaving a bl**dy trail as it slid down the window onto the floor.
The Shocked Looks From Everyone
OP’s wife was shocked and angry, while the boss was puzzled and confused by the scene before her.
Failed Attempts to Explain Himself
The man struggled to explain what happened, but his excuses fell flat.
After fumbling around for an excuse, he said he tried to cut it and it slipped. No one bought it.
Realizing What He Had to Do
He realized he had no choice but to eat the raw steak, which he did in silence for the rest of the evening.
He Got the Silent Treatment
OP’s wife was visibly upset and had barely said two words to him since the incident.
The Responses Were Hilarious
TheBigSave said, “It’s times like this when you should just fake a seizure.”
Another wrote, “You should have grilled the steak under the pretense that you were “killing off any germs it might have picked up on the floor.”
One user hilariously responded, “This would have been an excellent Windex commercial.”
What would you have done? Have you been in a situation like this before?
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Source: Reddit